Heartiest greetings to those visiting this website, lovingly compiled whilst I was watching Team America. This webpage is all about our family, and, more importantly as he never fails to remind us all, my father's sound system and new car.

Firstly let the family be introduced; here we have the parentals: Anca and Mihai Varlan. Because nothing says romance like being forced into  snappy Peruvian outfits.

We then have the lowly daughters of previously mentioned couple; Maria and Ioana Varlan. And finally, the best of them all, we have Muni, the friendly angel grandma.